DRINKS PERSONALITIES

Our Drinks are as individual as you are. Some are sweet and silky, some pure and simple. It’s time to meet your (dairy-free) match.
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Rude Health
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Almond Drink
Almond Drink...the headliner. An Almond Drinker is always first on the dance floor and last to leave. Makes friends on public transport. Runs half marathons for the fancy dress. Sound like you or a friend you know?
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COCONUT DRINK
Coconut Drink...a tropical holiday in your mouth. A Coconut Drinker turns cartwheels in a dress. Dances a mean fandango. Comes out blurred in every holiday picture.
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Chocolate Hazelnut Drink
Chocolate Hazelnut. A Hazelnut Drinker...swings from monkey bars at every opportunity. Has a chocolate drawer at home and treats an Easter egg hunt as their cardio workout.
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Hazelnut Drink
Hazelnut Drink, gloriously indulgent. A hazelnut drinker...lives for spa days. Can’t have a bath without at least 10 candles and their preferred seat is a chaise longue.
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Tiger Nut Drink
Tiger Nut Drink, the drink that roars. A Tiger Nut Drinker...hurls themselves into everything whether it’s their job or off Brighton Pier on a homemade flying machine. Always has plasters on their knees. Walks on the wild side.
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Cashew Drink
Cashew Drink. A smooth sensation. A Cashew Drinker...protests on the street, not on Twitter. Tailors their own clothes on a Monday and goes to pottery on a Tuesday. Makes lunch, not war.
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Ultimate Almond Drink
Ultimate Almond...a purist dream. An ultimate almond drinker owns only things that spark joy, folds shirts perfectly and has no unread emails.
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Oat Drink
Oat Drink. An Oat Drinker...has a booming business on Etsy, hangs out in farmers markets and wears band t-shirts, that they may or may not have seen live.
Brown Rice Drink, a velvety virtue. A Brown Rice Drinker... has kale in their teeth and wind in their hair. Thinks straightest when upside down. Carries crystals and plays the ukulele. Rice Drink, Oats Breakfast, Rice Milk, Brown Rice
Brown Rice Drink
Brown Rice Drink, a velvety virtue. A Brown Rice Drinker... has kale in their teeth and wind in their hair. Thinks straightest when upside down. Carries crystals and plays the ukulele.