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I'm just going to go ahead an assume when the recipe calls for one cup of shredded cheese what they really mean is the whole bag.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 92 Pics I'd say "buy all the REESE'S Peanut Butter Eggs!"

being an aunt means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers bar without making any noise, so moms can't hear you giving it to their children, while bringing your right index finger to your mouth and giving a silent "shh" command. @Jamie Wise Darhower

And please leave them sitting on every counter, end table, coffee table, kitchen table, and dresser (dafuq?) Throughout rhe entire house... oh what the heck, take a few out to the deck. No reason for the porch to be left out of the fun.

This happens far to often