Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner. http://imaginal.tumblr.com/post/161279211176
I think you'll find most people and relationships are more diverse than this list might suggest. Many women don't expect all this, and many men expect much more than just that. Women who are very chill in their relationships, men who are clingy. Don't box people or sexes like this.