Seriously the funniest story EVER!! People say " I laughed so hard I cried"...I was BAWLING!! Even you "mature" people will laugh!! The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny - the funniest story I've ever read. Literally *crying* laughing!
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The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)
The 10 Best SNL Crack-Ups: LOVE this show. Hate it when someone says "It's not as good as it used to be." It's never been ALL good - but if you watch it faithfully there are moments of sheer comedic genius. That's what makes it worth it. Been watching since the 70's!!!