Or, you spent every winter morning of middle school standing in the -40*F arctic waiting for the bus and then, the minute you stepped onto the bus, your specs clouded over and you couldn't see your way to your seat. Yep. Completely.
It's really wrong to joke about someone's passing, but this is pretty good. (heard another one that's really wrong but pretty funny: What song will be played at Dick Clark's funeral?...Dick in a Box. Smh. Haha.)