Its marvelous to be able to find humor in a dismal situation. Sooo, maybe this wasn't intended to be FUNNY, but I have my reasons for cracking up at this! You may too!! So I'm posting to my humor board! LOVE IT!
Be quick to listen, but slow to speak. Refrain from speaking when overwhelmed with negative emotions. Be humble and learn to speak only encouraging words, rather than regret speaking words out of anger.