The stiff drinks combined with shameless bingo and a few dance marathons thrown in are bound to place you on your booty. Equipped with cheap shot and drink deals, a phone booth, and old-school music nights — this place offers way more than low-priced drinks in a dive-like setting. It really goes above and beyond if you ask us. The Knockout, 3223 Mission Street (between Valencia and 29th streets); 415-550-6994.
infamous Chinese Mai Tai. The drink is similar to the original cocktail, except Li Po drops in some Chinese herbal liqueur that’s supposed to wield strength, energy, and power to its imbiber. Um, sounds perfect for those of you who complain about weak drinks! Li Po, 916 Grant Ave (at Washington Street); 415-982-0072.
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem There’s a plethora of reasons to make Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem your go-to sud spot. There, you’re in for a mouthful, from 25-cent wing nights on Wednesdays (with flavors like sweet habanero!) to a dozen local drafts and seasonal specialty cocktails. Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, 2323 Mission St (between 19th and 20th streets); 415-285-2380.