"I don't have the luxury or the time to dance around pretending I'm not interested in getting to know new people.  Plus, I tried that I'm Too Alternative for This approach in high school.  I spent a lot of time alone in my basement painting weird stuff and listening to Pearl Jam.  My new approach is called, I Need a Village or I'll Go Crazy Please Be My Friend."

"I don't have the luxury or the time to dance around pretending I'm not interested in getting to know new people. Plus, I tried that I'm Too Alternative for This approach in high school. I spent a lot of time alone in my basement painting weird stuff and listening to Pearl Jam. My new approach is called, I Need a Village or I'll Go Crazy Please Be My Friend."

"I barely make it through each day, counting down the hours to bedtime and praying that my kids sleep through the night. Sugar plums do not dance in my head. Instead, it's all the people that told me, "you’re going to miss this when they’re gone." I lay in bed, refraining from slapping my husband in his snoring-glory because he’s sleeping peacefully. I ask myself, “will I? Will I miss this?" Why would I miss the sleepless nights? Or waking up to a small person standing at the side of my bed…

"I barely make it through each day, counting down the hours to bedtime and praying that my kids sleep through the night. Sugar plums do not dance in my head. Instead, it's all the people that told me, "you’re going to miss this when they’re gone." I lay in bed, refraining from slapping my husband in his snoring-glory because he’s sleeping peacefully. I ask myself, “will I? Will I miss this?" Why would I miss the sleepless nights? Or waking up to a small person standing at the side of my bed…

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention directs pediatricians and other vaccinators to deny the medical vaccine exemption to 99.99 percent of Americans. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/06/05/medical-vaccine-exemption.aspx

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention directs pediatricians and other vaccinators to deny the medical vaccine exemption to 99.99 percent of Americans. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/06/05/medical-vaccine-exemption.aspx

The wonderment growing inside me is the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. #prolife

The wonderment growing inside me is the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. #prolife

5. Some people are jerks, so be prepared. Like the guy that asked to change seats when he saw us sitting across the row from him. Joke's on you dude. Flight was full and there was no seat to move to. [Insert evil laugh here as I let my son play his music toy over and over and over out of spite.]  6.Some people are super nice and surprise you. They'll compliment you and ogle over your baby. Even the businessmen in suits who wished us "luck" at the beginning of the flight told us at baggage…

5. Some people are jerks, so be prepared. Like the guy that asked to change seats when he saw us sitting across the row from him. Joke's on you dude. Flight was full and there was no seat to move to. [Insert evil laugh here as I let my son play his music toy over and over and over out of spite.] 6.Some people are super nice and surprise you. They'll compliment you and ogle over your baby. Even the businessmen in suits who wished us "luck" at the beginning of the flight told us at baggage…

It's not me, it's you.  Now here's the thing:  Of course I don't mind hosting your kids at my house.  Your kids are lovely. I'm great too.  My husband is a fabulous human being. We've had background checks. As far as I can tell our house is free of any safety hazards too: no pool, no dog, no teenage boys lurking around. But your house?  Well, I'm not so confident about that

It's not me, it's you. Now here's the thing: Of course I don't mind hosting your kids at my house. Your kids are lovely. I'm great too. My husband is a fabulous human being. We've had background checks. As far as I can tell our house is free of any safety hazards too: no pool, no dog, no teenage boys lurking around. But your house? Well, I'm not so confident about that

5.) A lifelong gift.  Ultimately, I don't expect my child to be playing at Carnegie Hall any time soon (though you never know). But I DO know that he's going to live in a musical world, one in which I hope he will participate confidently. I want him to be able to stand and proudly sing the National Anthem at a baseball game. I want him to be able to dance at his wedding. I want him to sing lullabies to my grandbabies. I want our special songs to come to his mind down the road and bring back…

5.) A lifelong gift. Ultimately, I don't expect my child to be playing at Carnegie Hall any time soon (though you never know). But I DO know that he's going to live in a musical world, one in which I hope he will participate confidently. I want him to be able to stand and proudly sing the National Anthem at a baseball game. I want him to be able to dance at his wedding. I want him to sing lullabies to my grandbabies. I want our special songs to come to his mind down the road and bring back…

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I have spent a large portion of my life letting other people control my happiness.  I am a people-pleaser, so I have spent far too much time worrying about what other people think about me.  Finally, I have made peace with the fact that no one else can make me feel a certain way.  The choice is mine.  Bad things are going to happen.  You can either wallow in self pity, or you can look for the best in a situation.

I have spent a large portion of my life letting other people control my happiness. I am a people-pleaser, so I have spent far too much time worrying about what other people think about me. Finally, I have made peace with the fact that no one else can make me feel a certain way. The choice is mine. Bad things are going to happen. You can either wallow in self pity, or you can look for the best in a situation.

Please, no judgey moms. Successful applicants need to be happy, easy, understanding and not too competitive. If you have a husband who gets along with my husband that would be great. Bonus points if  your husband can fix things and helps friends out from time to time.

Please, no judgey moms. Successful applicants need to be happy, easy, understanding and not too competitive. If you have a husband who gets along with my husband that would be great. Bonus points if your husband can fix things and helps friends out from time to time.

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