It’s never belonged to you, not all the way. The soul of the Beast is queer. Now, let’s honour the inherent queerness of the story and acknowledge that we are in a time when gay people can be happy, they can be with the ones who we love, and make that the story. http://narwhal-noir.tumblr.com/post/158447412972/caffeinewitchcraft-dubiousculturalartifact
To an extent this kind of sounds more sex-repulsed ace than simply ace. Asexuals *can* get aroused/enjoy the touching of fiddly bits, and don't have to be scared of it, but they don't seek it and certainly don't experience arousal at the sight of an individual. See: donut analogy.
If I ever get married our children will be pillaged with endless cycles of dad jokes. *child yells for dad* 'yeah?' 'not you the other one!' *both answer* Which one?' 'The short one!' 'We're both short!' 'The twink-ier one!' 'We're both twinks!' 'Dad I don't care which dad I'm hungry!' 'Hi hungry we're dad!'
Especially relevant when looking at Republicans and their voting records. Jobs bill? No. School lunches for poor kids? No. Do your constitutional duty to confirm a Supreme Court justice? No. They say they are against big gov't, but use gov't to dictate to women and doctors and make laws that make women have forced vaginal ultrasounds.... Support a con-man sex offending draft dodger who does not pay income taxes to be President of the United States? Yes.