“Good defenses make good neighbors.”
“The thing is, you have to really to change.”
This made me laugh so hard lol! I'm sorry I don't know why!
“We found this in your brain.”
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“And did that make you feel like a little bitch?”
“I need to talk about my inner life.”
“The siege was yesterday.”
Professor: What inspired you to write this essay? Me: The due date
“No, you hang up first.”