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Get your ass out of the road!

Get your ass out of the road!

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Sunbathing…

after 13 minutes, i'm sweating. at 17 minutes, i'm lightheaded. at an hour- i'm passed out, like fainted from vasovagal syncope or heat exhaustion. auburn-haired, freckled face irish girl for life! yee-aah!!!

Just in case you don't know, Sweets, whatever I share with you is between you & me - keep my privacy safe from everyone, including family. Trust me when I say that even my own family keeps things away from me (which I'm fine with). Thank you, Love.

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I did consider this with mike and he has weapons training and I have natural survival instinct but I still think he'll get bit first

I tell my little sister to take every nap time she's given. If only I could go back

I tell my little sister to take every nap time she's given. If only I could go back