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"My sarcasm will probably get me killed. One day someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?""

Aren't you a ray of sunshine <-- i know this is random, but this made me think of percy and jason. "you, sir, are a ray of sunshine"

I'm sorry for the language... But seriously.. Much too funny not to pin.

Me at work every day.... Funny thing Is, I love my job. It's the people I work with that makes It worthwhile.......

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