Ok, this is mean. My husband likes to refer to these types of sandwiches as "sloppy sandwiches" because I slop a pile of lunch meat on the bread with a pile of mayo in the middle or to one side only. He's lucky if he gets lettuce.
Haha! This is essentially how I felt all through school. My mom always said "school first, boys later," and I was totally okay with that. I also had a sticker on my notebook that said, "Boys are overrated. I'd rather have a dog." Yep, books and animals.