1) Duct tape fixes everything. 2) That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 3) You're stupid if you don't have firearms. 4) Graceland is where Elvis is from. How dare you say it's tacky. 6) You gonna put tofu in that sausage gravy? 7) 'Murica. 8) Who the crap are you. 9) Vaggigle jaggle, baby. 10) YOU'RE LYING TO MY FACE. 11) Of course it does! Or at least it should.... 12) Virginia Tech, baby<3<3(:
In the South we believe in keep'n Mama happy! Cause you have to agree, if your Mama isn't happy, she'll make sure you know it. And, until you get back in her good graces, you are better to just keep clear of her!