"You're like the first slice of bread, everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you." This is honestly true about many men and women. The results of this behavior? Broken hearts and diseases. What's comical is that this is probably the kindest way to call someone a slut. Who doesn't enjoy humorous honesty?
Stumbled on this the other day and looked up Carter Lane Barbers to learn more.. this London barber shop constantly updates their front window with cheeky little thoughts that made me laugh. You can see more on their facebook page.