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Are you a napper? I was never one for taking naps, even a quick power nap impacts my ability to fall asleep at night.

My question after I get invited to anything. If you're not going to feed me, I'm not going to come! Horrible, but true!

Derp<<Ugh, every time I see that dumb chick I just want to throw my remote into my tv. UGH. Get one arm stuck? PUT THE OTHER ONE IN THE OTHER FREAKING TRAP! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?!