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"The pit of doom." That spot between the car seat and middle section where things fall and disappear forever. Damn you black hole!

Sweet sweet world…

A Perfect World...I feel like Lucky Charms are an analogy for life though. If everything were perfect and delicious we would have no context for it being perfect and delicious. Thus, we need the boring, less tasty stuff to appreciate the good parts.

Better Hope They Don’t Have Cannons

How to backup your brain to cloud storage Every storage is turning to online and is considered one of the most preferred storage methods. Little Danny forgot what dress he wore on his first birthday...

I said this to my dad at Outback, and he looked at me like I was trippin' on cray. I'm pinning this more for this description than the actual quote. Trippin on cray might just be my new catchphrase.

That awkward moment: When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off. Happens to me all the time! Yeah, right! Someday, maybe! :)

.. I JAD pretty nails --went to a Salon for the first time ever & had fake nails put on. NOW I know why I never did it before. They finally came off (with some help) & my real nails are so painful, thin, brittle, ugly!! Never ever again!

Interesting street name…

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