I am up for this. I'd totally watch that! "MARK WE'RE LOSING OUR COLOR!!!!!" "WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!! PEWDIEPIE!!!!! COLOR US IN!!!!!!" "Not until you give me the last piece of cake in the fridge!!"
What about "I'm here to tell you about the Avengers initiative." and "Dad's been on a hunting trip and hasn't been home for a few days." Also "Yer a wizard (y/n)" and let us not forget "I am looking for someone to share in an adventure."