Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.
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Getting Old Motherfucker|Rude Happy Birthday Card You're Getting Old Motherfucker. You know you're old when the amount of candles make your cake go up in flames. Perfect for your older brother, sister, mum or dad.