Pinterest • The world’s catalogue of ideas

Explore Looking For Someone, Boss S and more!

"For the sake of diversity, we're looking for someone who thinks the boss's jokes are funny."

"We used to have a casual dress code but too many people mistook our office for a homeless shelter"

"It's an internet-ready, tri-mode, LCD color, MP3 compatible, digital wireless communicator. We make them extra big so people will notice how cool you are."

"I'll be home late. I'm taking a CPR class in case someone makes decaf again."

"I found room in the budget to update your office equipment. Would you rather have a box of paperclips or a new pencil?"

"Your operating system was installed on April 25th, which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you're bound to have conflicts."

"I'm sending you to anger management class, so you can learn how to stop making me lose my temper."