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Relationship humor! Truth right there !

Relationship humor! Truth right there !

You better believe it. I just wish I felt better today so that I could've worked with you. I miss you so very much. I tried to make it in today, but my nausea won and I had to leave. I miss you. I really miss you. Obviously today was not the day to ask you when you want to hang out again. We need to do that though, we just have to.

You better believe it. I just wish I felt better today so that I could've worked with you. I miss you so very much. I tried to make it in today, but my nausea won and I had to leave. I miss you. I really miss you. Obviously today was not the day to ask you when you want to hang out again. We need to do that though, we just have to.

Sorry for Driving So Close To You FUNNY Decal Sticker Vinyl Decal Sticker Art Graphic Stickers Laptop Car Window

Sorry for Driving So Close To You FUNNY Decal Sticker Vinyl Decal Sticker Art Graphic Stickers Laptop Car Window

and she'll take pictures (not even good ones) during the funeral.  and then, she'll post them on facebook. she's a real class act, that one... (this is sarcasm, you gargoyle, we dont really think you're a class act. not even close...)

and she'll take pictures (not even good ones) during the funeral. and then, she'll post them on facebook. she's a real class act, that one... (this is sarcasm, you gargoyle, we dont really think you're a class act. not even close...)

Lies, deception, half-truths, rumors galore, being better friends w/ my friends than me while keeping it from me all the while, picking ur girls before me, Vegas, secrets, disrespecting me… But you "loved" me… me mirabas la cara de pendejo more like it…

Daily odd compliments win. Especially when they acknowledge my insomnia

Daily odd compliments win. Especially when they acknowledge my insomnia

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny

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