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Linda Smith: Two actor friends of mine were in this, like, a pantomime version of The Wind in the Willows. And one was the Badger, and one was Toad. And they didn’t really get on. There’s quite a long section where Badger is nagging Toad. And one day, my friend, who was the Toad, just got really, really drunk, and he turned up for the afternoon show, and Badger started telling him off, saying, “You’ve got to mend your ways!” And he just said, “You fuck off, you stripy bastard.”

Linda Smith: Two actor friends of mine were in this, like, a pantomime version of The Wind in the Willows. And one was the Badger, and one was Toad. And they didn’t really get on. There’s quite a long section where Badger is nagging Toad. And one day, my friend, who was the Toad, just got really, really drunk, and he turned up for the afternoon show, and Badger started telling him off, saying, “You’ve got to mend your ways!” And he just said, “You fuck off, you stripy bastard.”

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Jimmy Carr on QI. "Hitler didn't like jazz? The more I hear about this guy, the less I like him."

Rob Brydon: I have a friend who’s quite short, and he likes to wear vertical stripes because they make him look taller.  David Mitchell: Only when he’s not standing next to anyone! It’s not gonna make him look taller than a taller man! It’s all relative, you’re just saying oh, there’s a normal sized man next to an ENORMOUS MAN! And then you go, oh thank god, he’s taking his striped shirt off, it’s actually a tiny man next to a normal man.   Stephen Fry: I missed your angry logic, David.

Rob Brydon: I have a friend who’s quite short, and he likes to wear vertical stripes because they make him look taller. David Mitchell: Only when he’s not standing next to anyone! It’s not gonna make him look taller than a taller man! It’s all relative, you’re just saying oh, there’s a normal sized man next to an ENORMOUS MAN! And then you go, oh thank god, he’s taking his striped shirt off, it’s actually a tiny man next to a normal man. Stephen Fry: I missed your angry logic, David.

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