"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
Joe: "Jim what are you doing?" Jim: "I'm expressing my individuality." Joe: "So you're being weird?" Jim: "Yeah, that's what I said, expressing my individuality. Now leave me alone. I saw this work on Pinterest. I'm trying to grow wings." Joe: "Dumb@$$."