Actually I'm the one falling asleep. Or having to see how this b rate movie ends, and wondering who this man I married is, and why he could be attracted to me and so many dumb movies. What does that say about me?!
... and to make it worse, the folks at Pinterest are beta testing a way to have candy pop out of your keyboard every time you pin something. If they figure out how to dispense chocolate ice cream, I will never leave my computer again.
I remember a time when I was so bored and lonely I would type in the search-word 'Butterfly' into google and see where it would take me. I still enjoy website-hopping, but it's nice to have massive amounts of information delivered to you also.