S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #127:Keep in mind that Dr. Banner has a great deal of scientific expertise in addition to his specific status as an Avenger. Therefore, he can retaliate for attempts to induce a hulk-out in very creative ways.
All personnel are asked to refrain from giving Loki any form of current media on the grounds of “we wanted to see what ideas he would get”. Should any agent be discovered doing so, they shall be given Loki-sitting duty for a month. On a related note, Agents Barton and Wilson, Dr. Banner, and Mr. Stark have until Noon today to get every last Tribble, Mogwai, Fizzgig, and other assorted critters off my boat. Failure in this task will result in the four of them being locked in Loki’s quarters…
[Submitted by: John R. McFerren After several instances of Drunk Science, we are prohibiting the viewing of all episodes of Mythbusters involving alcohol until further notice. Anyone caught viewing an episode of Mythbusters while imbibing alcohol during this prohibition will be given Loki-sitting duty for a month.]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #561: In the event that Dr. Banner becomes enraged, please do not attempt to perform the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the Hulk to calm him down. [Submitted by hardboiledandwutnot]