May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. If you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of my life. And if you must cheat, then please cheat death, because I could never live a day without you.
Pagan Celtic Sleep Blessing (This is the original image. There is a version floating around the internet that is a crude alteration and doesn't have the artist's copyright on it. Please share this version and help spread the word about the original artist's work.)