Very clever what you did there. Too bad such issues are too serious to be trifled with and reduced to ridiculous word games. And too bad your big issue was not serious enough for you to post it without commiting a screamingly obvious bit of sloppiness.
Let's share the news that support is immediately available for Mothers who find they are unexpectedly carrying a new child! With our voice we can each protect precious women and children, by being brave and talking about this uncomfortable subject within our sphere of influence!