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Omg! Tell me about it. Talk about putting the extra rough in roughage.

Omg! Tell me about it. Talk about putting the extra rough in roughage.

Mom's kitchen looked extra scary this morning,  but I'm slowly tackling this culinary hangover. Cover me, I'm going in!

Mom's kitchen looked extra scary this morning, but I'm slowly tackling this culinary hangover. Cover me, I'm going in!

Some mornings I just want to load up my Gondor and Mordor my alarm clock. #MorningsSuck

Some mornings I just want to load up my Gondor and Mordor my alarm clock. #MorningsSuck

Lots of people lied to me about growing up. You'll become a morning person, you'll hate dangling earrings, you'll want more kids, you'll stop fearing commitment and submit to a man, you miss you're acne when you have to deal with wrinkles, you'll accept aging more, lies. ALL LIES! I'm 25 years old and none of this has ever come true and don't look like they will soon. It's either these people are liars or I'm a Toys R Us Kid.

Lots of people lied to me about growing up. You'll become a morning person, you'll hate dangling earrings, you'll want more kids, you'll stop fearing commitment and submit to a man, you miss you're acne when you have to deal with wrinkles, you'll accept aging more, lies. ALL LIES! I'm 25 years old and none of this has ever come true and don't look like they will soon. It's either these people are liars or I'm a Toys R Us Kid.