I LOVE some of these. But as for the one that says, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying," this person distrusts all women, and I would like to change it to, "Never mess with anything that bleeds for a week without dying."
The only one that I know is for sure inaccurate is the one about Winnie the Pooh. The actual bear the stories are based off of was a female, but the character was not. Winnie the Pooh is most definitely a male.
This couldn't be more accurate. The bird will always think she won. And what a win!! Hope you're happy living in a fantasy. Your aggression is hilarious. We love to look at your posts, while drinking some beers, and just laugh and laugh at all the hypocrisies and contradictions!!! It's hilarious!!
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