Not Ron cause you have standards! I laughed way to hard at that. Actually, if Hermione was gay, then it could be Ginny...but Hermione is in love with Ron, despite her "standards" and Ginny is in love with Harry, despite his obvious lack of...sensitivity.
As a Slythercluff, I find this absolutely bloody fantastic! I'm mostly Slytherin, but I have the mind of a Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff combined: completely random, intelligent, and that unnamed Hufflepuff trait that makes us all seem a bit off our rockers.