I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it were a good morning, I’d still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. | Snarkecards

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it were a good morning, I’d still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. | Snarkecards

I skip Black Friday because of my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.

Black Friday

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

Never happens. You stood up and now it's time for your bowels to start moving along.

Never happens. You stood up and now it's time for your bowels to start moving along.

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