"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
In the Harry Potter universe, there's not really any need to text. People can use floo powder to talk to other wizards and witches through their fireplace and they can apparate at will. But what might happen if the characters from the Harry Potter books started texting one another?