I honestly don't find this one funny or charming in the least. Call me humorless, but I've worked with FAR too many people who seem to practice this philosophy. It's extremely selfish & not at all wise to make others pick up your slack simply because you refuse to give your all when you're on the clock. People who believe this is ok thinking cause their co-workers to work double time in order to make up for one slacker d-bag. Don't be that douche. Nobody likes that douche.