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Sleep Time. My brain does this to me. When I try to picture sheep, I think "oh yeah where are my wool gloves, maybe I left them at work, do I work tomorrow, I really don't want to deal with children tomorrow.... how many sheep did I count? damn it!"

So true it's not even funny!

So true it's not even funny!

5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, do not do

5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, do not do

never walk into the kids rooms barefooted! http://www.pinterestbest.net/Red-Lobster-Gift-Card

never walk into the kids rooms barefooted! http://www.pinterestbest.net/Red-Lobster-Gift-Card

Try to say this with anger, I dare you Lakeland Pediatric Dentistry & Orthodontics | #Lakeland | #FL | http://www.dentistry-pediatric.com/

Try to say this with anger, I dare you Lakeland Pediatric Dentistry & Orthodontics | #Lakeland | #FL | http://www.dentistry-pediatric.com/

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