I never realized how much of an introvert I really am until recently. When I read descriptions like these, I can't believe how well I relate. It's like someone opened my brain and took incredible notes of what they saw!
How about one I see all the time: "We hate people who hate people because hating people is wrong." Somehow it's very acceptable to just label a person, group, etc as "haters" so that it's suddenly acceptable to throw hate at them. I never understood that.