Be a fictional character. Get fangirls to fall inlove with you. Announce that you hate yourself which breaks our hearts to see you hurt. Announce that your gay/dying/or just anything that'll make us bawl. Then we all turn into Nicos cuz now we have all fallen for someone who could never love us back. And it's already bad enough that it happens in reality but now it's happeing in our fictional relatilnships too.