My response to that question that I wish I could have said out loud...
In all honesty she probably followed 9 people there and tried to blend...
What kind of a person says something like that when talking about a person almost dying?
If it's raining it's safe to assume that no the guys who cut your lawn won't be there even if it is a "easy lawn"
Oh meeeg...(referring to the fake sign language guy from Nelson Mandela's funeral)
Silence is beautiful.
If someone thanks you it's polite to say you're welcome. Come on meeeeg 5 year olds get this...
Don't ask me questions about stuff I just gave you...do you know how to read?
Someone forgot how to share.
She smothers her hands with it at least 4 times a day.