Ritzi Mitzi sheet music Something Very Snappy! Words by Howard Johnson. Music by Con Conrad and Irving Bibo. Leo Feist popular edition. Copyright 1923. Sheet music no. 5223-3. Piano arrangement and lyrics.“Mitzi was Ritzi and so polite she used to put on the swell” [first line]. “Mitzi what makes you Ritz me so Mitzi you know it hits me so” [first line of chorus].