So, um. I don't know if it's that you're so fucking high all of the time, but if I catch you in my house urinating on anything (I don't even know why I have to say this), you will not be happy. Respect me and I will, in turn, respect you.
This is a fun craft to incorporate with the American Symbols lesson. Each student can make a bald eagle and put facts about it on the back. The teacher can hang up the eagles on the bulletin board to display the students work! Perhaps making other symbols to add to the board would be beneficial as well.