More funny if you don't have food allergies. Instead it's just ironic since it perfectly illustrates why the general public doesn't take food intolerances/allergies seriously. How about no legumes, gluten, or eggs.
I, on the other hand, will love you forever. I hate people who say "Can I have a booth." I want to punch them in the face right there and say "Go to McDonald's and sit in one of THEIR booths! This server hasn't had a table ALL DAY!!!"