Instagram media by samamidon - When I was 17 I was having dinner with my grandparents at a restaurant in Western Mass. An old man walked into the restaurant dressed sharply, in a black suit. His face was the spitting image of every Santa Claus picture I have ever seen. I said to him, "Are you Santa?" And he said "Yes. Do you want my autograph?" and he immediately pulled this card out of his pocket, gave it to me, and walked away.