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Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.  And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

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