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Remember, kids, there are predators and the predator on Facebook.

Remember, kids, there are predators and the predator on Facebook.

Boss: Stop being honest when you go on sales calls. Dilbert: You want me to lie? Boss: I would never ask you to lie. I'm asking you to nod your head and smile while our salesperson lies.

Boss: Stop being honest when you go on sales calls. Dilbert: You want me to lie? Boss: I would never ask you to lie. I'm asking you to nod your head and smile while our salesperson lies.

The first time I saw this, I didn't understand the Superman reference and the punchline. Look at the front of Clark's shirt.

The first time I saw this, I didn't understand the Superman reference and the punchline. Look at the front of Clark's shirt.

Dilbert comic strip for 01/28/2013 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.

Dilbert comic strip for 01/28/2013 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.

Tina: I have a great idea for an app. And I choose you to be on my start-up team. I'll be the idea person and you do all of the technology. Dilbert: So... I would be doing 100 percent of the work? Tina: I already did the hard part of coming up with an idea. Your part is just typing. So stop complaining and type me an app. Dilbert: It isn't that easy. Tina: Can you recommend someone less lazy?

Tina: I have a great idea for an app. And I choose you to be on my start-up team. I'll be the idea person and you do all of the technology. Dilbert: So... I would be doing 100 percent of the work? Tina: I already did the hard part of coming up with an idea. Your part is just typing. So stop complaining and type me an app. Dilbert: It isn't that easy. Tina: Can you recommend someone less lazy?

Employees are happiest when their jobs give them a sense of meaning.  The Official #Dilbert Comic Strip.  #HR

Employees are happiest when their jobs give them a sense of meaning. The Official #Dilbert Comic Strip. #HR

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