Never touch your pets again! The pet petter is an automatic petting device that has 4 different speeds for all types of hair lengths, is rechargeable for hotel use & includes 6 de-flea pads! Pet Petter Prank Pack Gift Box. Yes, this is a joke.
Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.