One time at the bank I had a pen that absolutely would NOT reach. The teller chuckled, handed me a loose pen, and told me it wrote really smoothly for lefties. Then she let me take the pen. Best bank visit ever!<<<<<<life goals
I especially like what I call "The 5 minute slap". You sarcastically call somebody out, and they don't understand it for 5 or more minutes...then when they finally do, they go, "hey, wait a minute!", but it's long over by then…!!