Cheating again! Deflating footballs! Can you say "Liar?" Or how about "Asshole?" You've been given a gift to be able to start the season, but don't think this is over. They were on to you with your immediate defiance to turn over your phone. You know, the one you threw away ASAP! It's not over Tommy Boy. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
A cat who discovers a horrible truth. (And then gets over it.)