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Why can't my husband have dreams about divorcing me so I get homemade cookies? Usually dreams like that end with him in cold sweat and scaring the cats.

He's just doing his best David Sedaris impersonation. Sedaris had a story about how he takes his vintage typewriter everywhere, even the airport.

Hey, what are friends for?

Words from my mom when I was growing up: "Unless you are dead, dying or bleeding, do NOT bother me when I'm in the bathroom!"

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Pedestal Sinks and Freestanding Cabinetry Rather than choosing a bulky double vanity, create a definitive look in your bathroom with pedestal sinks and freestanding cabinetry. In this bathroom, the cabinetry is placed beneath full-size windows that define