pizzas - why do the beastly things have to be so big. Just give me the topping and ding the base.
anything that steams, at once - gone!
chinpanzees - you try asking for it back, he'll have your throat out in a second.
day cruisers - they're called this because it takes all day to get them working!
camping - never again.
retro aprons - I'm not sure that I can put it into words but please get rid of them.
The majority of monkeys .....
bad home perms - I still have nightmares!
mexican hats - just call me if you want one danced on!
white stilettos - horror of horrors with ankle socks!