Funny quotes and sayings

A collection of funny quotes and sayings
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i'm old school i wake up with my eyebrows already on my face
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Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️
a black and white photo with the words, when your phone memory is full, but you would rather delete your banking app than the 596 photos of your sleeping dog
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Banking apps, games, google, but NEVER the dog photos 😂
Form an orderly queue now #customerservice #awkwardcustomers #salesassistant Server Life, Dear Daughter, People Smile, Funny As Hell, Twisted Humor, Quotes And Sayings
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Form an orderly queue now #customerservice #awkwardcustomers #salesassistant
i'm the kind of mum who burns one side of my child's food serves it non burned side up and keeps her fingers crossed
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I am that mum..... #parentingquotes #mumlife #momlife #fussyeaters #funnyquotes
a black and white photo with the words,'the next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say now you '
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Please let us know how this goes 👍🏻😂 #wifequotes #angrywife #funnyquotes #funnymeme
a quote that says i have the best taste in clothes i am just too poor to prove
Wayyyy too poor
Wayyyy too poor
the man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello quote
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Ducking autocorrect strikes again #funnyquotes #quotesandsayings #lilybels
a black and white photo with the words i've reached that age where my brain goes from you probably shouldn't say that to what the hell, let's see what happens?
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Every day ..Oops #funnyquotes #quotesandsayings #lifememes #hilariousquotes
the words i'm not feeling very worky today are in black and white
Anyone else? 🙋🏻‍♀️
Anyone else?
the tequila made me do it sign hanging from a rope on a wooden wall with string
Tequila quote sign - Tequila made me do it slate sign
Tequila quote sign - Tequila made me do it slate sign
i'm about to start my own youtube channel just so my kids start listening to me
(Without the screechy voices )
(Without the screechy voices )
a quote that says, based on the amount of laundry i do each week i am going to assume there are people living here that i have not met
Where does it come from?
Where does it come from?
a quote that reads, i bet it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut
Glass of nut juice anyone??
Glass of nut juice anyone??
the words if everyday is a gift, then today is socks on white and black dots
If today has been a bad day then you will love this one (unless you love receiving socks!)
If today has been a bad day then you will love this one (unless you love receiving socks!)