Ruslana. Eurovision 2004. Dressed for a slutty battle.
Lordi. Eurovision 2006. Supreme gimmicky wonderfulness. Love that monsters are holding bouquets. Monsters like flowers too you know.
Eurovision entry for the UK 1995 - Love City Groove. They should have won for hat-wearing abilities alone, never mind racy lyrics about 'we're really making love now.'
One of my favourite Eurovision entries ever. Look at his skinny little legs!
Before they won the Eurovision...
After they won the Eurovision. This is what the Eurovision does to you.